A rat, a fire, "Juan Sanchez" and our stove debacle

A few weeks ago, upon returning to our casita after more than two weeks of traveling, we discovered we had our first rat. Sigh . The rodent had moved in, found himself a delicious bag of feed corn high up on a shelf, pulled insulation material from our oven to make a nest, and left droppings everywhere. Yuck . We immediately went to work to clean up the mess, grumbling unhappily as we swept and scrubbed and threw things out. Paul was able to locate and purchase some traps, which we then realized were a terrible idea with a free range pet bunny also living in the house. We just had one sighting of the uninvited vermin on our second day back; after that he simply and miraculously disappeared. I guess he realized that it was not as fun to live with us as it had been to housesit. A few days later, as we were preparing dinner for ourselves and guests, the kitchen stovetop mysteriously caught fire. It was a little surreal -- as fires can be -- with black smoke billowing out of the top ...